Songs you should NOT have on your Ipod

First of all I'd just like to say that I'm completely pissed that the gym is closed down for this Xmas/New Years period. I mean, this is the one time of the year when my weekly calorie intake is probably 5 times it should be and I hardly think dancing in Mel's backyard at the Xmas party would have burned off the amount of energy in a celery stick. So instead of my beloved treadmill I've had to pull out the trusty speed rope and whip myself into a sweaty frenzy in the garage. Skipping is not exactly the most exciting exercise, it gets pretty repetitive, so I just fill my ipod with tunes, crank it up, and catch up on all the new music I'm constantly downloading.

So that was me at 11am this morning - skipping away in the garage with my headphones in. And then this track came on by Jennifer Lopez...something about "break it off here, break break it off there.." and I was like "ok WTF IS THIS???" Totally killed my sesh. And it got me to thinking, what songs should you NOT have on your ipod?? Like, I usually just download a pack of new tracks and then only ending up finding out they are shit weeks later when it aurally rapes me thru my headphones. I'm gonna help you out here now and tell you which tracks you should just not even bother downloading because they are a waste of hard drive. I'll start with the one that brutally tortured me this morning.

Jennifer Lopez ft Pitbull - Fresh Out the Oven
So apparently "cookie" means "pussy". I only just found this out yesterday haha. This track is presumably about JLO's fresh "cookie" and how guys want it but they can't have it. That's really all I could get from the lyrics cuz they actually don't make any sense whatsoever. Besides JLO's shitty attempt at singing an already shitty melody, the production is, you guessed it, shitty. The Neptunes are either losing their touch or they're just passing off their dodgy leftovers to whatever artists will have them. Sad really. Funnily enough, this track is just a poor imitation of Kelis' "Milkshake" which was also produced by The Neptunes in 2003. Watch Kelis rip that shit up right here. JLO's video is below for comparison (shawty needs a new stylist, baaaaad).

Kelis - Milkshake (Official Music Video) - Watch more top selected videos about: Kelis